Trampolines, Lasers, and trouble

So in the time that i have not posted anything on here I have come upon a full size thirteen foot trampoline. Not really caring for trampolines personally i put it for sale on craigslist I haven't gotten any great offers yet, (a jogging stroller for triplets, and 75 bucks have been the best so far) In addition to that I also got a rad laser. I nearly blinded my self with it a few times, interesting things should be ahead.

The film was a success. It was a lot of fun making over the course of this week, I'd especially like to thank the man in the doorway i scared for not freaking out and calling the cops or anything. I mean i was wearing a balaclava and OJ gloves, it didn't help when my briefcase opened up and the contents spilled out. (please note that that is a cap gun)

I've decided to make a sequel, it will be kinda like The Road Warrior except about pizza instead of gas.

Here's a link to a rough edit of the film.

Don't cry over spoilt milk

The cooler was not in it's usual place, I think it was moved but i'm not sure. I will continue the search when i go back to work in a few days. You can't make an omelette with out breaking a few eggs, and in this case if the milk remains lost i'll be breaking more then a few eggs and throwing some fish into the mix. On another note i'm going to be producing a film for a small film festival. It will win.

Here's part of the script, I have one 6 days.

Milk, a dish best served curdled and full of revenge.

About two months ago, Anthony Fallon of Flint Michigan stole thousands of dollars of camera gear from me, and a friends macbook. The police didn't do anything, my arms don't reach far enough to punch someone two states away, all the gear was most likely sold hours after it was stolen. I've already replaced my gear through the miracles of insurance, but like elephants Toucans do not forget.

So, about four to five months ago as i was closing at work I found a sippy cup full of milk or possibly breast milk. Being a mischievous rascal i instantly started thinking about who i could prank with this gross milk. I put it in a common area, and nearly forgot about it for some time. By this time I hope it is still rotten and smells like death. I have already sealed up a box and have it ready to be shipped out. As long as the milk is nice and disgusting, and i construct some sort of makeshift hazmat suit out of garbage bags and tape i think i will survive.



There is a small possibility that the milk is gone because the place it was located has received a new floor. I'll find out within an hour, and if that is the case i will just have to start over or maybe just get some special nilbog milk high in vitamin content.

GTGT

Throughout the history of civilization mankind has made many great achievements and advancements; the industrial revolution, going to the moon, democracy, not pooping in a hole in the ground, medicine, and garbage tobogganing. Now while garbage tobogganing might sound like a disgusting experience, in truth it is far from it; well that depends on where you get your garbage. Traditionally bike boxes are used but ripped open with their contents spilling out like that of a gutted fish. It is a beautiful and ceremonious event, but what could make it better you might ask?

I will tell you what can and will make it better.

Multiple garbage toboggans being constructed at once. In a stroke of unparalleled genious, Eric and I have decided to throw a midnight Garbage Toboggan Grand Tourney. The races will start at midnight because, well that just a badass time to start a race. This event will be taking place within a weeks time and once all the details are ironed out i will make sure that all of you out there in TV land are aware and updated.


and until next time, stay cool- The Greasy Toucan

Hello Friends

Too everyone out there in tv land i am making a blog now, because it is less likely to get shit talked then say keeping a diary. This post was just to secure the name, look forward to more soon.