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Throughout the history of civilization mankind has made many great achievements and advancements; the industrial revolution, going to the moon, democracy, not pooping in a hole in the ground, medicine, and garbage tobogganing. Now while garbage tobogganing might sound like a disgusting experience, in truth it is far from it; well that depends on where you get your garbage. Traditionally bike boxes are used but ripped open with their contents spilling out like that of a gutted fish. It is a beautiful and ceremonious event, but what could make it better you might ask?

I will tell you what can and will make it better.

Multiple garbage toboggans being constructed at once. In a stroke of unparalleled genious, Eric and I have decided to throw a midnight Garbage Toboggan Grand Tourney. The races will start at midnight because, well that just a badass time to start a race. This event will be taking place within a weeks time and once all the details are ironed out i will make sure that all of you out there in TV land are aware and updated.


and until next time, stay cool- The Greasy Toucan